I've Never Thought of my Mother as a Sex Object

In fact, even though I’m nearly 46 years old, I’m still sure that my parents only had sex 3 times. Once for each of my brothers and once for myself. If any of my children are reading this I have to note that mommy and daddy had sex more than once to conceive you. (I can hear my children commenting now, with my psychic powers “Ewwwwww that’s gross Mom”) While Mom was here we took a few drives, one...

FaShizzle

Let's play a game.What makes this noise?BleepPopZzzttttttPFffffppppppBEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEPYou guessed right.It's my computer - AGAIN.This THING has ridden more on the water taxi this month than I have.It should qualify for the frequent rider's discount.Computer Technician: No Miss its not the motherboard.Me: are you sure?Computer Technician: We're not quite sure why the brand new ram blew up, but our theory is that something...

Lightening Strikes, Twice

Well, as you have probably figured out by my long pauses in conversation, that the computer repairs did not go as well as expected. Missing this and missing that from my newly reformatted hard drive was annoying, but not fatal. It went like the time I took my Saab in for a new exhaust system and it turned out that the loud noises coming from the hole in my muffler actually masked the strange sound coming from my engine. And then lightening struck...