Real Untouched Conversation

Me: hhhhhrrrrrrgggg.... My throat kinda hurts.Mr. Bigness: me too babesMe: when did yours start?Mr. Bigness: about a week pastMe: (incredulous) and you were still kissing me ON THE MOUTH?Mr. Bigness: ...Me: remember I explained to you about the oral transmission of disease? How when your throat hurts, you are not supposed to put your mouth on me anywhere? You pass your sickness to me ORALLY!Mr. Bigness: but babes, you know I can't resist you.Me:...

Ants in my pants

I shot this picture while on the water taxi between Belize City and Caye Caulker. As you can see, it was a dead calm day. Hurricane Emily was passing and sucked all the breeze away.The words are kinda small, but the caption says "The beach, the sun, the infinite turquoise water deceive you into thinking that there is no beginning and there is no end. When the sun goes down in the Caribbean, the stars...

O.K. I have to be honest here...

I have insomnia tonight. That's the only reason I have had the patience to figure blogging out. I drank an espresso at 6 p.m. when I went into the store to close out the credit card machine, and now I'm hum de dum, freakin awake, and I'm the opener tomorrow (or rather today) at 7 a.m.IRONYI live right next door to the Caye Caulker police station. It must be a slow night in paradise because they have their boombox cranked up like they are having a...

Illustration Friday July 22

I've been watching Illustration Friday for a while, always with the excuse that I don't have enough time, or can't figure this stuff out. Well all excuses aside, here goes.This is a watercolor that I did on Arches 140lb paper using watercolors, watercolor pencil and prismacolor pencils. I was on Lake Atitlan, Guatemala in a litle village called San Marcos when I painted this....