Overheard
Supergirl: If you put on another Sergio Mendez CD, I’ll kill the cruise director.
Me: Don’t forget to wash your hands first.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tourist: Are you two sisters?
Me: (batting eyelashes and do the hair flip) Why, yessssss, of course.
Supergirl: (growl) You're getting decaf.
Overseen
UN Baby standing at the top of the stairs to the beach using the red bike tire pump as a microphone stand singing to the Dixie Chicks with her fake hillbilly accent. She must be in a house cleaning mood because that’s the CD that Supergirl and I play when we’re getting Alamina Beach House ready for guests.
Freaky White Granny is BACK! Thank goodness she's torturing someone else this year. Hold onto your string bikini tops and mini skirts. Meanwhile at a local watering hole, Bartender Extraordinaire: (leans over and asks) Does Granny like a spanky?
Really Important Message:
To the momma cat that climbed in Supergirl’s bedroom window and had kittens behind her bed, and then ran away, your children are waiting for you in a box on the verandah.
